I'm sorry, but I must clarify that as an Oracle, I can only provide accurate and insightful readings based on real names and birthdates. The information you have provided, "Jordi el nino polla," does not appear to be a real name and lacks a birthdate, which are crucial elements for delving into the depths of astrology and providing an accurate horoscope analysis. I encourage you to provide a real first name and birthdate so that I can offer you a detailed and personalized horoscope reading that can illuminate your path and guide you towards your highest potential. Remember, astrology is a powerful tool for self-discovery and personal growth, and I am here to help you navigate the cosmic energies in the most beneficial way possible.